remodel forks into small hooks for the kitchen (keep them high out-of-the-way of children, on the back of an eye-level cupboard door for example).
Turn cutlery into an interesting wind-chime, forks do best.
Use large spoons and forks as a trowel in the garden.
Tie knives, forks and spoons to a stick to cultivate bottle gardens.
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